What would you say to a Martian?

If you were to have a 5 minutes conversation with a Martian (hypothetical or fictional native inhabitant of the planet Mars), and were asked this question: What is the best religion? What would your answer be?

If you have a background on the various religions, let me hear your thoughts.

This site is funny, and I could not afford not to share it :-)

http://www.fadetoblack.com/consumerreport/religion/index1.html